Give And Take Funny Xx Or Xx Not Xxx?

Date : September 23rd, 2009Category : Car Donation Orange CountyAuthor : Editor22 Comments

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, “I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss.”
The man agrees and makes his first wish: “I want lots of money.” Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, “You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully.”
The man says, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”

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  1. chrisisb

    I have never come across a joke of yours that wasn’t funny or maybe its me that is easily humoured. lol

    September 23, 2009 3:48 pm | #1
  2. Black

    I get the joke, but didn’t laugh.

    September 23, 2009 4:12 pm | #2
  3. civicnit

    very good. lol

    September 23, 2009 4:20 pm | #3
  4. ?

    he killed his boss?!

    September 23, 2009 4:26 pm | #4
  5. shangled

    lol top!

    September 23, 2009 5:19 pm | #5
  6. [.RaNdOm

    lol

    September 23, 2009 6:14 pm | #6
  7. cadburys

    That’s hilarious!!! LOL
    Make some more jokes, ‘funny guy’!

    September 23, 2009 6:54 pm | #7
  8. bonitagi

    OMG! heard it before but a little different. i liked urs better. i starred it!!!!!

    September 23, 2009 7:13 pm | #8
  9. yahoo princess

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

    September 23, 2009 7:52 pm | #9
  10. cats

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    Now that is what I call Screwing your boss.!!!
    Funny so 10/10 again lovetoplay.!!!
    Still laughing this side – Cheers Chris.!!!

    September 23, 2009 8:00 pm | #10
  11. JAM123

    Haha! Loved it! Sounds like something I’d say.

    September 23, 2009 9:00 pm | #11
  12. Beautifu

    I Like This One!

    September 23, 2009 9:38 pm | #12
  13. christine m

    omg lmfao that is so hilarous smart man

    September 23, 2009 10:03 pm | #13
  14. stupid

    Yesss Funny! lol. ;O)

    September 23, 2009 10:13 pm | #14
  15. E.J

    Lol! Smart!!!! I like it!

    September 23, 2009 10:22 pm | #15
  16. claireyb

    Another good joke, I like your style, keep them coming ….. please. Have another star.

    September 23, 2009 10:39 pm | #16
  17. Jim

    nice

    September 23, 2009 11:00 pm | #17
  18. Steven T

    i dont know how vital a kidney is.. but if i did!!!!!

    September 23, 2009 11:51 pm | #18
  19. 18/M/Sco

    The other version of this joke is its about the guys ex wife rather than boss, and the punchline is the guy requests a mild heart attack!
    Still made me chuckle though.

    September 24, 2009 12:48 am | #19
  20. Mike Smith UK

    haha …. wow thats great =)

    September 24, 2009 1:31 am | #20
  21. Jill N

    Hi Love, Hahahahahaha What a dumb A S S that guy was..
    Lol Lol.
    A Friend.
    poppy1

    September 24, 2009 1:41 am | #21
  22. poppy1

    :-) )

    September 24, 2009 2:40 am | #22