A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, “I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss.”
The man agrees and makes his first wish: “I want lots of money.” Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, “You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully.”
The man says, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”
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chrisisb
September 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm
I have never come across a joke of yours that wasn’t funny or maybe its me that is easily humoured. lol
Black
September 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I get the joke, but didn’t laugh.
civicnit
September 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm
very good. lol
?
September 23, 2009 at 4:26 pm
he killed his boss?!
shangled
September 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm
lol top!
[.RaNdOm
September 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm
lol
cadburys
September 23, 2009 at 6:54 pm
That’s hilarious!!! LOL
Make some more jokes, ‘funny guy’!
bonitagi
September 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm
OMG! heard it before but a little different. i liked urs better. i starred it!!!!!
yahoo princess
September 23, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
cats
September 23, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Ha ha ha.!!!
Now that is what I call Screwing your boss.!!!
Funny so 10/10 again lovetoplay.!!!
Still laughing this side – Cheers Chris.!!!
JAM123
September 23, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Haha! Loved it! Sounds like something I’d say.
Beautifu
September 23, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I Like This One!
christine m
September 23, 2009 at 10:03 pm
omg lmfao that is so hilarous smart man
stupid
September 23, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Yesss Funny! lol. ;O)
E.J
September 23, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Lol! Smart!!!! I like it!
claireyb
September 23, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Another good joke, I like your style, keep them coming ….. please. Have another star.
Jim
September 23, 2009 at 11:00 pm
nice
Steven T
September 23, 2009 at 11:51 pm
i dont know how vital a kidney is.. but if i did!!!!!
18/M/Sco
September 24, 2009 at 12:48 am
The other version of this joke is its about the guys ex wife rather than boss, and the punchline is the guy requests a mild heart attack!
Still made me chuckle though.
Mike Smith UK
September 24, 2009 at 1:31 am
haha …. wow thats great =)
Jill N
September 24, 2009 at 1:41 am
Hi Love, Hahahahahaha What a dumb A S S that guy was..
Lol Lol.
A Friend.
poppy1
poppy1
September 24, 2009 at 2:40 am