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Give And Take Funny Xx Or Xx Not Xxx?

23 Sep

A man is walking on the beach when he trips over a lamp. A few seconds later, a genie pops out and says, “I’m required to grant three wishes, but since you did not treat my lamp with respect, I will give twice what you get to the person you hate most—your boss.”
The man agrees and makes his first wish: “I want lots of money.” Instantly $20 million appears in bags on the beach, and $40 million appears in his boss’ bank account.
Next the man asks for an incredible sports car. Instantly a Lamborghini appears, and at the same moment, two show up outside his boss’ house.
Finally the genie says, “You have but one wish left; you should choose carefully.”
The man says, “Well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney.”

 

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  1. chrisisb

    September 23, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    I have never come across a joke of yours that wasn’t funny or maybe its me that is easily humoured. lol

     
  2. Black

    September 23, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    I get the joke, but didn’t laugh.

     
  3. civicnit

    September 23, 2009 at 4:20 pm

    very good. lol

     
  4. ?

    September 23, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    he killed his boss?!

     
  5. shangled

    September 23, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    lol top!

     
  6. [.RaNdOm

    September 23, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    lol

     
  7. cadburys

    September 23, 2009 at 6:54 pm

    That’s hilarious!!! LOL
    Make some more jokes, ‘funny guy’!

     
  8. bonitagi

    September 23, 2009 at 7:13 pm

    OMG! heard it before but a little different. i liked urs better. i starred it!!!!!

     
  9. yahoo princess

    September 23, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

     
  10. cats

    September 23, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    Ha ha ha.!!!
    Now that is what I call Screwing your boss.!!!
    Funny so 10/10 again lovetoplay.!!!
    Still laughing this side – Cheers Chris.!!!

     
  11. JAM123

    September 23, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Haha! Loved it! Sounds like something I’d say.

     
  12. Beautifu

    September 23, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    I Like This One!

     
  13. christine m

    September 23, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    omg lmfao that is so hilarous smart man

     
  14. stupid

    September 23, 2009 at 10:13 pm

    Yesss Funny! lol. ;O)

     
  15. E.J

    September 23, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Lol! Smart!!!! I like it!

     
  16. claireyb

    September 23, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Another good joke, I like your style, keep them coming ….. please. Have another star.

     
  17. Jim

    September 23, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    nice

     
  18. Steven T

    September 23, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    i dont know how vital a kidney is.. but if i did!!!!!

     
  19. 18/M/Sco

    September 24, 2009 at 12:48 am

    The other version of this joke is its about the guys ex wife rather than boss, and the punchline is the guy requests a mild heart attack!
    Still made me chuckle though.

     
  20. Mike Smith UK

    September 24, 2009 at 1:31 am

    haha …. wow thats great =)

     
  21. Jill N

    September 24, 2009 at 1:41 am

    Hi Love, Hahahahahaha What a dumb A S S that guy was..
    Lol Lol.
    A Friend.
    poppy1

     
  22. poppy1

    September 24, 2009 at 2:40 am

    :-) )