Lawyer Charity?
A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you’ve given not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the director mumbled, “Um…no.”
“Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. “ Or that my sister’s husband died in a car accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated director said simply, “I had no idea…”
“So if I don’t give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?”
OMG………..that was soooooooooooo funny.
October 14, 2009 1:59 pm | #1lol,lol,lol.10/10.
thanks for sharing that with us.
a star on it’s way.thnx.
hahahahaha
October 14, 2009 2:20 pm | #2Be Jesus! pmsl, at work not a good idea!
October 14, 2009 2:45 pm | #3Ha ha and I thought charity began at home!!
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October 14, 2009 3:11 pm | #4hahaha………….fabulous
October 14, 2009 3:18 pm | #5charity begins at home
October 14, 2009 3:34 pm | #6lol
October 14, 2009 4:28 pm | #7lol
October 14, 2009 4:31 pm | #8OH MAN!!!! soooo unexpected!!! SERIOUSLY THIS JOKES RULZ!!!!!!!!!!! star 4 u!
October 14, 2009 5:18 pm | #9LMAO that was Hilarious AHAHAHA
October 14, 2009 5:34 pm | #10shows how he was the wealthiest lawyer….
October 14, 2009 6:33 pm | #11ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 14, 2009 7:26 pm | #12good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
thanx for the laughs!
very very smart and very good have a star
October 14, 2009 7:49 pm | #13I love it! hehe….not true of all lawyers but a few of them are soooo like this, hehe. Take Care-Rachel.
October 14, 2009 8:29 pm | #14hahaha funny lol
October 14, 2009 8:43 pm | #15True a well as funny, star for you
October 14, 2009 8:58 pm | #16OMG!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
October 14, 2009 9:35 pm | #17Hahaha good point , keep em coming, thx for the laugh
October 14, 2009 9:58 pm | #18star
Lol, very good
October 14, 2009 10:22 pm | #19that was excellent hun, pmsl
October 14, 2009 11:02 pm | #20have a star
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My interpretation of that is that it’s heartless. I don’t think it’s funny. The lawyer didn’t give any money to his sick family. That’s wrong. Anyone with morals would.
October 15, 2009 12:00 am | #21good one good one!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……..lol lol lol lol lol ……he he he he he he he he………………………………
October 15, 2009 12:15 am | #22Sounds like a lawyer alright!! hahahahahaha!!!
October 15, 2009 12:32 am | #23That’s a good one, thanks for the laugh.I have a relative that’s a lawyer.
October 15, 2009 1:04 am | #24hahaha, very funny…
October 15, 2009 1:55 am | #25