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Lawyer Charity?

14 Oct

A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you’ve given not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the director mumbled, “Um…no.”
“Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. “ Or that my sister’s husband died in a car accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated director said simply, “I had no idea…”
“So if I don’t give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?”

 

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  1. Jim Jnr M

    October 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    OMG………..that was soooooooooooo funny.
    lol,lol,lol.10/10.
    thanks for sharing that with us.
    a star on it’s way.thnx.

     
  2. MALTENG

    October 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    hahahahaha

     
  3. MALTENG

    October 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Be Jesus! pmsl, at work not a good idea!

     
  4. Tracey

    October 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    Ha ha and I thought charity began at home!!
    :-) ))

     
  5. firefly

    October 14, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    hahaha………….fabulous

     
  6. Teejay

    October 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    charity begins at home

     
  7. riti

    October 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    lol

     
  8. madhavan n

    October 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    lol

     
  9. dream theatre

    October 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    OH MAN!!!! soooo unexpected!!! SERIOUSLY THIS JOKES RULZ!!!!!!!!!!! star 4 u!

     
  10. BRIAN M

    October 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    LMAO that was Hilarious AHAHAHA

     
  11. Princ3 AhAm$t3r- Ryan Giggs Jr!

    October 14, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    shows how he was the wealthiest lawyer….

     
  12. the freakin' analyst

    October 14, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    lol
    :-)
    thanx for the laughs!

     
  13. mayank_b

    October 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    very very smart and very good have a star

     
  14. GR33|| 3Y3|) G@|_!!!!!!

    October 14, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    I love it! hehe….not true of all lawyers but a few of them are soooo like this, hehe. Take Care-Rachel.

     
  15. Angel x x x

    October 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    hahaha funny lol

     
  16. Rachel J

    October 14, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    True a well as funny, star for you

     
  17. .

    October 14, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    OMG!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!

     
  18. squirtyc

    October 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Hahaha good point , keep em coming, thx for the laugh
    star

     
  19. Rec

    October 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    Lol, very good

     
  20. Deedee

    October 14, 2009 at 11:02 pm

    that was excellent hun, pmsl
    have a star
    xxxxxxxxxxxx

     
  21. Kitty

    October 15, 2009 at 12:00 am

    My interpretation of that is that it’s heartless. I don’t think it’s funny. The lawyer didn’t give any money to his sick family. That’s wrong. Anyone with morals would.

     
  22. tastybit

    October 15, 2009 at 12:15 am

    good one good one!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……..lol lol lol lol lol ……he he he he he he he he………………………………

     
  23. Birds of Prey

    October 15, 2009 at 12:32 am

    Sounds like a lawyer alright!! hahahahahaha!!!

     
  24. angel beth

    October 15, 2009 at 1:04 am

    That’s a good one, thanks for the laugh.I have a relative that’s a lawyer.

     
  25. Polar Molar

    October 15, 2009 at 1:55 am

    hahaha, very funny…