A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. “Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you’ve given not a penny to charity. Wouldn’t you like to give back to the community in some way?”
The lawyer replied, “First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?”
Embarrassed, the director mumbled, “Um…no.”
“Or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?” The stricken director began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted. “ Or that my sister’s husband died in a car accident,” the lawyer’s voice rising in indignation, “leaving her penniless with three children?!”
The humiliated director said simply, “I had no idea…”
“So if I don’t give any money to them, why the hell would I give any to you?”
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Jim Jnr M
October 14, 2009 at 1:59 pm
OMG………..that was soooooooooooo funny.
lol,lol,lol.10/10.
thanks for sharing that with us.
a star on it’s way.thnx.
MALTENG
October 14, 2009 at 2:20 pm
hahahahaha
MALTENG
October 14, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Be Jesus! pmsl, at work not a good idea!
Tracey
October 14, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Ha ha and I thought charity began at home!!
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firefly
October 14, 2009 at 3:18 pm
hahaha………….fabulous
Teejay
October 14, 2009 at 3:34 pm
charity begins at home
riti
October 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm
lol
madhavan n
October 14, 2009 at 4:31 pm
lol
dream theatre
October 14, 2009 at 5:18 pm
OH MAN!!!! soooo unexpected!!! SERIOUSLY THIS JOKES RULZ!!!!!!!!!!! star 4 u!
BRIAN M
October 14, 2009 at 5:34 pm
LMAO that was Hilarious AHAHAHA
Princ3 AhAm$t3r- Ryan Giggs Jr!
October 14, 2009 at 6:33 pm
shows how he was the wealthiest lawyer….
the freakin' analyst
October 14, 2009 at 7:26 pm
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol
thanx for the laughs!
mayank_b
October 14, 2009 at 7:49 pm
very very smart and very good have a star
GR33|| 3Y3|) G@|_!!!!!!
October 14, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I love it! hehe….not true of all lawyers but a few of them are soooo like this, hehe. Take Care-Rachel.
Angel x x x
October 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm
hahaha funny lol
Rachel J
October 14, 2009 at 8:58 pm
True a well as funny, star for you
.
October 14, 2009 at 9:35 pm
OMG!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
squirtyc
October 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Hahaha good point , keep em coming, thx for the laugh
star
Rec
October 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Lol, very good
Deedee
October 14, 2009 at 11:02 pm
that was excellent hun, pmsl
have a star
xxxxxxxxxxxx
Kitty
October 15, 2009 at 12:00 am
My interpretation of that is that it’s heartless. I don’t think it’s funny. The lawyer didn’t give any money to his sick family. That’s wrong. Anyone with morals would.
tastybit
October 15, 2009 at 12:15 am
good one good one!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……..lol lol lol lol lol ……he he he he he he he he………………………………
Birds of Prey
October 15, 2009 at 12:32 am
Sounds like a lawyer alright!! hahahahahaha!!!
angel beth
October 15, 2009 at 1:04 am
That’s a good one, thanks for the laugh.I have a relative that’s a lawyer.
Polar Molar
October 15, 2009 at 1:55 am
hahaha, very funny…